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That stupid horse. That Retarded Horse. Everyone has it. It’s an atrocious, Sparkly, Star Horise Mount, & people waited in queues of 4+ hours to drop $25 of real world cash to get it. How absolutely idiotic.

So I bought two. One for me, and one for you. Wanna win it?

That Retarded Horse

Now I could make up some silly contest making you email us, explaining why you love Tales Of Priest, or saying your little brother Timmy has cancer, and his dying wish is to ride around on one of these fruit-cycles, but where’s the fun in lying like that? Or, seeing as it’s a WoW related item on a WoW related site, I could have WoW related questions, but it’s my damn contest and it’s my rules.

It’s no secret I love my horror movies (hell, I co author this site with a succubus) so let’s see if YOU love them too. It’s fitting, seeing as flying around on this mount would make Charles Manson crap his pants (or die laughing).

I will ask four easy horror movie questions, and on 4/24/10, I will pick one random winner from a group that answers all four correctly!

1) Freddy Krueger is the Son of a Hundred ___________ ? (fill in the blank)

2) What is the name of the main Cenobite in Hellraiser?

3) “Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my____________ ” (Fill in the blank)

4) What was the name of the Android in ‘Aliens’?

See? Easy! So email me at Avalonna(at)talesofapriest.com with your answers, and maybe you too can stand around in Dalaran on this ridiculous thing! Good luck!

Now, that being said – what do YOU think about this mount, and the Blizz RMT store for pets and mounts? I’ll have a real post on that and my thoughts regarding it in the future.

Written By: on April 19, 2010
  1. Can this horse also be won by europeans or any other non-american for that matter?

    1. You know, I have NO idea! Let me look.

  2. I really dont see the option of being able to purchase this mount that big of a deal since it is a vanity item and does not affect gameplay. Although there was a really interesting article on wowriot.gameriot.com about the affect of the this mount on the price of MMOS.

  3. Why would I want a mount that makes me look like I bought my char on ebay? I’m trying to conceal exactly that! :P

    1. I got Avalonna out of a Cracker Jack box.

  4. I personally would buy the darn thing i won’t bother lying to you, but i can’t see spending 25$. Perhaps if they made 3-5$ i would be more inclined to do so.

  5. I haven’t been able to get on WoW since they released this and I’m hoping that my server won’t be full of those ugly things.

    I don’t really care about people buying these things, but it does bother me how everyone has them. If there was like 20 of them released at once, at least we see some diversity. That would never happen though, because they want everyone buying a new one every few months.

    If they had 2 person making these things for an entire year, paying him $75,000 a year and producing one every two months, Blizzard would make an extra $6 million a year.

    More of these to come.

  6. why isn’t thermonuclear war an option?

  7. @MP thermonuclear war is always an option if you try hard enough

    @all

    You’re still eligible if you’re in a EU server – I just have to purchase the code from the EU store. It’s all good!

  8. Is it lame that im excited for the drawing?

  9. haha don’t worry I secretly like the stupid thing too.

    Contest CLOSED! Derevka and I thank ALL of you for participating (And WOW there were alot!) Winner announced tomorrow 4/25 – GOOD LUCK

  10. I’m excited too despite the fact that Dalaran has turned into sparkly pony hell and that would make me an equal contributer to that blinding end.

  11. So, who won? I wanna know who to laugh at :D

  12. Warhaux on the US-Shadowmoon server was the “lucky” winner.

    Make sure you point and laugh at him as he rides by! Congrats and thank you all for entering! Based on the response, we might do another one!

  13. I bought it for one reason- Leveling. 1 mount, all skill lvls, AND lots of alts. Helps that I am a chick though and can confidently rock the sparkles.

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